The Third Degree

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*My bra is stuck to me. That’s because it’s of the sports variety and I’m of the haven’t-changed-it-since-my-hour-long-walk-in-81%-humidity variety.

*Elizabethtown has only been redeemed by the fact that Orlando Bloom is in it. That and the two beers I essentially chugged after my walk …

* … becuase that pregnant friend of mine has changed her mind from RU-486 to “I think I’m going to to keep it.” This is NOT a good thing. I love her but don’t know that I can support her decision.

*I budgeted last night. It scared me. I didn’t sleep. I spent two hours in bed worried that I won’t be able to go to South Carolina now. This is NOT what I expected.

*I stretched in the rain after my long walk; it was an amazing feeling to be rained on.

*My bank-boyfriend came in today. He’s SEVEN years younger than me, owns two houses and two cars, and is TOTALLY polite, smart and kind. I hate that. The girls still teased me about it. I’m too young to raise another guy. Never again.

*Ice cream is over-rated. 12 REAL push-ups and a 4 mile walk in one day are not.

*Tomorrow since the branch manager is out, and it’s the day before a holiday, we’re being allowed to wear jeans. This has me thrown completely … I’m getting THAT used to professional dress day after day after day. Too bad I can’t wear my flips too.

*Still tracking steps for the contest. I’m over 32K for the past three days. I need to bump that up to an average of 14K a DAY to help my team win the $500 though.

*I’d like to kiss Orlando Bloom now.