Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Australia, Baz Luhrmann, Hormone, Hugh Jackman, HughJackman, Menstrual cycle, Nicole Kidman, relationships, Romance
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Dear Sarah,
Just because you ignore the bloating, the chocolate cravings and the cramps does not mean you’re not on your period. Seriously? Come on. You can’t stop me.
Love, Aunt Flo
Dear Aunt Flo,
You aren’t due for another week. Arriving early while on hormones is NOT appropriate. Please remember this for next month. The cramps are the worst I’ve felt in years… why now? I’m not even hungry tonight because of you. I hate you.
Love, Sarah
Dear Hope Chest,
You’re over half-empty. Why are you so damned heavy? You are not moving with me, sorry.
Love, Sarah
Dear Laptop,
You’re almost naked! You have like eight programs on you, no photographs and no music, but the problem has ceased and you’ve been behaving like the friend I’ve missed. Too bad we have to be connected to the wall for a few days. I have someone coming by to fix that in a few days. But about that nakedness thing, I’m sorry; being in a bikini in December is cold, I know. I’ll get some more stuff on you soon.
Love, Sarah
Dear People,
You were right choosing Hugh Jackman as the world’s sexiest man. Even with hair and steel talons, that man is hot. Well, you know, now that I think about it, with the hair and the steel talons, he might even be hotter. Yeah. *lust* I’m ready to see Australia.
Love, Sarah
Dear Branch Manager @ Other Branch,
If you don’t fess up to altering the RDC application, I will take it to your boss. I have written proof it was mine and I deserve the incentive credit. Thanks for responding oh-so-quickly to my email today. /sarcasm
Love, Sarah
Dear Dad,
Happy Birthday. You’re pretty cool for an old guy.
Love, Sarah
Dear Friends,
You could win a super cool GiftyBox here at Almost Frugal if you’re interested!
Love, Sarah
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Best Buy, Britney Spears, Civil War, college football, Oregon State Beavers, Rose Bowl
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My laptop has been acting spastic for about 36 hours now. AVG says there is no virus. I don’t believe it. I can’t go to malware sites – I’m redirected each and every time. I can’t download the security update from the Windows site – I get a page load error each and every time. I can’t update the AVG spyware/virus files – I’m told my computer can’t connect to the internet each and every time. Too bad I’m on the internet right now!!!! I’m frustrated. The thing that really gets me is that MOST functions on the laptop work JUST FINE … it’s the few little things that are bothering me. I am debating taking the laptop to a Geek at Best Buy but am holding off. Everything is backed up, so if there’s an emergency I’ll still be (mostly) okay, but I’m still concerned since part of my income is directly tied to this machine.
Because of my worry, the hope of winning HP’s Magic Giveaway is even stronger. I could use one of the laptops and would pass some of the other stuff on to friends who could use it as a Secret Santa type thing. I love sending people stuff and them not knowing who sent it!
To top it all off, my dearly beloved Oregon State Beavers lost the Civil War yesterday. No Rose Bowl for us. Bummer! To distract myself I have set a reminder for Britney Spears: For the Record and am watching Rock of Love Charm School right now. I have to get some work done this afternoon and so I’m grounded to my chair until some more page updates come through. That’s what cable’s for, right?
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Baby Mama, Family, Holiday, Inside Job, South Carolina, Thanksgiving, United States, wine
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… you balk at spending $6 on a can opener. I got a new one. I’m afraid to go without one now.
… you practically climb into your Gramps’ lap because your heart breaks when he asks, with a very sad and serious face “Sarah ‘Lizbette, you really gonna leave me and go to South Carolina?”
… you see your favorite wine on sale and you buy two bottles because you never know when it’ll go on sale again. You actually contemplate buying a third to keep in the pantry just in case.
… you call your Mama after finding a $10 bill in your box of Mandarin oranges (a “thanks-for-coming-to-Thanksgiving gift) to thank her for the gas money, and the leftovers, and the Mandarin oranges.
… you call your sister to vent about other family members because they rephrase your words the.wrong.way.
… you know when to hole yourself up in your house with a bottle of aforementioned wine and watch Baby Mama and Inside Job (what a dichotomy of movies) instead of going to young adult group.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: fast food, Food, humor, nachos, Recreation, Taco Bell, The Shield, video, Wendy, Will Ferrel

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Taco Bell’s fully loaded nachos sound really good right now. Along with beer.

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